Stolen Phones Now Bricked by Latest Google Functionality
Getting Steambusted: Google's Brutal Blow to Phone Thieves
Buckle up, folks! Google's got a brand new trick up its sleeve to stick it to phone thieves with Android 16. This bad boy's gonna make your stolen device as useful as a chocolate teapot. The thieves better start investing in coffee, because they're gonna have a lot of time on their hands.
According to the fine folks at Android Police, Google's latest update will implement enhanced security measures that'll put the kibosh on all fun and games on nabbed phones that haven't been authorized for a factory reset. Sounds like a pipedream, doesn't it? Well, strap in, because it's the real deal.
Think of it like a supercharged Factory Reset Protection (FRP) on steroids. In Android 15, Google beefed up the FRP, making stolen phones a pain in the neck to use. But Android 16? It's gonna make those phones as useful as a chocolate teapot.
So, what's the catch? If some sly swine somehow bypasses the setup wizard on a pilfered phone, they'll be greeted with a factory reset warning. And that's not all – they'll be forced to perform a factory reset before they can do anything on the phone. Talk about a hassle!
This is a far cry from the current setup, where stolen devices can still be used for making phone calls and whatnot. But with Android 16, those days are gone. Once a device is locked down, it's time for the thief to kick rocks.
Of course, there's a bit of a catch. Those enchanced FRP improvements might not make their way into the Android 16 release in June. Instead, it's expected to drop later in the year, according to Android Police.
Now, if you're thinking this enhanced FRP sounds peachy, just wait 'til you hear about the other goodies Android 16 has in store. CNET says Material 3 design is gonna take center stage, with vibrant colors, squishy animations, and a smoother overall experience on Google-powered phones.
And that's not all – Android 16 is also gonna introduce new features, settings, and greater customization. Plus, it'll bring Gemini AI to more devices, like watches, cars, and televisions. So, get ready to dive into a whole new world of Android glory!
[1] Android Police, April 4, 2023, https://www.androidpolice.com/2023/04/04/android-16-anti-theft-enhancements/ [5] Phone Arena, April 6, 2023, https://www.phonearena.com/news/Android-16-expected-to-bring-enhanced-FRP-antitheft-features_id139899
- As Google tightens cybersecurity measures in Android 16, thieves looking to misuse stolen devices may find themselves unable to access the device without authorization, making technology like the pilfered phone as useful as a chocolate teapot.
- In addition to beefed-up cybersecurity, Android 16 is also expected to introduce a new design interface, Material 3, and expand Gemini AI capabilities to more devices such as watches, cars, and televisions, revolutionizing the user experience and showcasing the future of technology in the realm of Android devices.